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Created on 2007-09-12 19:18:41 (#13804539), last updated 2009-05-03

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Name:Dr Carson Beckett
Birthdate:1973-07-14
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Hark, when the night is falling
Hear, hear the pipes are calling
Loudly and proudly calling
Down through the glen.
There where the hills are sleeping
Now feel the blood a-leaping
High as the spirits
Of the old highland men.

Towering in gallant fame
Scotland my mountain hame
High may your proud standards
Gloriously wave!
Land of my high endeavour
Land of the shining silver
Land of my heart forever
Scotland the brave!

Bring me my whisky, mother
I'm feeling frisky, mother
Bring me my sheep for I am lonely tonight!
God knows I'm really randy
Good thing I'm very handy,
England is prim and proper
Scotland's depraved!

Bring me a lover, mother,
No not my brother, mother,
Bring me my sheep for I am lonely tonight!
No not my sister Mary,
Her legs are very hairy,
England is prim and proper,
Scotland's depraved!

I'm as horny as a klaxon,
I'll even take a Saxon,
Bring me my sheep for I am lonely tonight!
Scotsmen wear their kilts all day,
Zippers scare the sheep away,
England is prim and proper,
Scotland's depraved!

I feel the sporran filling,
I hope she's very willing,
Bring me my sheep for I am lonely tonight!
Fill up the flask with love,
Bring me my velcro gloves,
England is prim and proper,
Scotland's depraved!

Bring me the sheets of rubber,
Whips, chains and peanut butter,
Bring me my sheep for I am lonely tonight.
God knows I really wanna
Bring out the greased iguana
England is prim and proper,
Scotland's depraved!
Scotland Depraved by the Tartan Terrors - Thank you, Sheppard.


[Disclaimer: I am not Carson Beckett. He belongs to the lovely folks who created Stargate, and Paul McGillion belongs to himself. Sadly. This is for the multi-fandom RPG [info]theinternetcafe, where I also play Lt Colonel John Sheppard ([info]come_by_shep). Go read, and join, and play. Right now.]
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